Hand Cream & Poppers

Im writing this blog on an apple macintosh laptop in a coffee shop whilst drinking a Macchiato. Frankly i might as well just get a fucking man-bag too. This is a new low. The Macchiato tastes like shit incidentally, but the cunts wouldn't sell me a cuppa tea so in lieu of that i got the silliest drink on the menu. Well not quite, i bottled out of getting 'Spiced Chai with Marshmallows and extra soy'. Next time i am going ask for tap water and see how long i can sit in their shop before they ask me to leave.